Saturday, April 11, 2009

No Terms, No Conditions

My Jesus is Alive. He is a TRUE GOD.

I read blogs everyday (thanks to Google reader). When it comes to Good Friday. I read tons of blogs about it. Jesus nailed on the cross that day. 

I have no intention to write a post something like that. It doesn't sound me. However, last night something came to my mind when I was at church. Whatever you're going to see now, it's something similar which came to my head last night. 

Since it came to my head. So I'll just proceed with it. 

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I cannot write a post without any pictures. It's just too dull for me. And it doesn't suit me, my style. This idea came to my head. 
(Alright, am not going to speak too much here. Let my pictures do the speaking)

Take a closer look at the figure above. It surely does seem familiar to everyone out there. But.. take a little bit closer look.

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That would be clearer enough to see. Spot any differences?

1) It's AirHeaven.com
2) There's no Return Flight. There's only One Way.
3) Departure Time: It's Anytime. (You can't choose. There's no drop down icon to click)

Alright. Now.. you have to make a booking. 

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Woooot, you'll find there's no destination at all. You can "fly" from anywhere. You can "fly" from where you are. That's Origin. 

And, Anytime.. of course. You can't choose a time there. Notice, there's no drop down icon at the "Departure Date" menu. It's fixed "Anytime".

Next,.. let's choose you final destination at the second drop down menu. You need a place to land, of course, when you're flying. 

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Wooot.. there's only one destination. That's Heaven. Yoo`.. One way journey from your Origin to Heaven and .. Anytime.

Alright. You have confirm your "flight" soo.. let's Search for the "ticket".

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There you go. One ticket. Let's zoom it a little bit.. 

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Hey, it's 0.00 MYR. Plus, .. it's Super Duper Gold Class seat!.. What an OFFER. What an OFFER, man. 

Anytime - from Origin (ORG) to Heaven (HVN) written up there. Eh, don't get the "Anytime" wrong. It doesn't mean, you own this "ticket" then you can "fly" anytime. The "Anytime" here.. is determined by the AirHeaven's Boss. 

The Boss will call you when the time has come. So you keep it first. It's 0.00 MYR wad. Who cares. For sure you'll ask.. 0.00 MYR plus Tax and Stuffs then surely need to pay a little bit. 

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Let me tell you la. This "flight".. no tax. no nothing. It's 0.00 MYR only. When come to this stage, people get quite uncertain.

This thing real or not. Got cheat me or not.. 

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I better check the Terms and Conditions first. Otherwise later kenak cheated. Rugi, me.. Alright, you may scroll down and read the Terms and Conditions. 

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I bet this is something common. You need to Tick the checkbox in order to continue. Well, assume you're curious and you go and click the Terms and Conditions to read.

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You may expecting to see something like above. Words, words and lots of wording.. Who bother to read Terms and Conditions. Woo Woo.. you're wrong. It is different with AirHeaven Company. 

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At AirHeaven Company, there's no Terms and Conditions. I wonder WHY also. So I went to phone ask the Boss of AirHeaven.

His name is Jesus. 

I ask him:


Me: Good morning, Mr. Jesus. Mr. Jesus, ask you ar. You flight company sure or not 0.00 MYR to heaven. Don't bluff me le. 

Mr. Jesus: Good morning. You're right, Richard. My company offers FREE trip to Heaven. Of all flight company. My company is the ONLY WAY to heaven. 

Me: ... Eh, how u know my name is Richard. Did I tell u my name?.. By the way, why 0.00 MYR. You don't rugi meh?

Mr. Jesus: Aiyo.. easy case la. I know everyone who call here la. Rugi? I do RUGI business people also don't believe le. But I really offer all for free. I PAY all the PRICE for everyone. Just want people to come to Heaven nia`

Me: Waa... you very 伟大 la~.. I want to go Heaven le. Is it all I need to do is to click the ACCEPT button?

Mr. Jesus: Yeah`.. all you need to do is click the ACCEPT button only. That's all you need to  do and the flight is all free for you. But you need to wait for my call la. Keep the ticket with you first.

Me: Waa.. so nice ar. Ok la. I wait your call ya. I go click ACCEPT first. No rugi for me to click ACCEPT. Want to rugi, also your company ma. oK la, Mr. Jesus. Thank you and Goodbye.

Mr. Jesus: Good bye, Richard.


Friends. Jesus PAID everything for us. He paid everything for us without single term or condition. He did all this for us. He doesn't mind himself to be RUGI - came down to Earth. Forsaken. Nailed on the cross. Etc. He doesn't mind. All He wants is just a simple "ACCEPT".

ACCEPT Him. Enknowledge Him. 



15 comments:

blessedying said...

cool man.
JESUS ,the WAY, the TRUTH, the LIFE!
Praise His awesome name!!

JorDan Ngu said...

I do..
BOOKED EARLIER...
later got increment after PROMOTION PERIOD jiu RUGI le..

graceVianna said...

give me a seat!!!
haha

onntou said...

one way Jesus!

Joyce said...

moo moo...
Shuai..
Like tis..

LianLian said...

cool cool cool!!!!

Mao Tang said...

walao...u joke me ...i go search the web..www.airheaven.com...hehe.
.crazy...tipu by u...anyway...i will book later..coz..still mahal..rm0.00..later i book..may be..have rm-0.00...i am waiting..

JorDan Ngu said...

Mao zai..
dont waiting le..
coz..
Time IS LIMITED..
Come on..
catch de Best RATE..

Joyce said...

ya lo..
time like the river..

Skinny R said...

what is the different between 0.00 and -0.00?

graceVianna said...

richard: what is the different between 0.00 and -0.00??

V thinks so...
lol

Jolyn said...

hahaha. i like your post!

Unknown said...

masterpiece..

yinyin said...

very nice post,
very touching =)

wk2u said...

good work... haha
even i also almost kena tipu ni...