Richard = Lizard

I spotted a lizard at the park. Not sure if you'al can see not. Every time I see a lizard it reminds me of my old days. 10 years back? Those days people call me lizard. My name is Richard. Richard and lizard rhyme. Lizard are usually tiny and skinny. I am skinny and small. Hence, lizard was my infamous nickname by then.

I used to draw lizard as my trademark before I had my Proud-To-Be-Skinny trademark. Slowly, lizard evolved into a cow. There I had my MooMooLiZzArd (Never mind. That's another story).

People call me lizard doesn't mean am not afraid of lizard. I find every reptile and insect is super scary. Lizards are scary. Cockroaches are scary. Everything. Remember back then whenever anyone happen see a lizard...

"Richard, your family member.. go chase it away."

FAMILY MEMBER?! eH, apa ini! ain't that really..

L A M E  =.=|||

Today rarely people call me lizard again. Anyway, doesn't matter lizard, moomoocow, moomoolizzard or aBeh.. I appreciate the laughter and joy.

Sometimes can be ridiculous. Ish! (still, it was fun)

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